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⚠ THE COFFEE POT — LIVE AT TGE

Preview with simulated display data — no real positions, entries, or winners exist yet. Promotional game — any rewards are marketing program rewards, not income. Check the laws of your jurisdiction.

┌─[ DEPT. 03 — MORALE & BEVERAGES ]

THE COFFEE RUN

Every 3 hours, one lucky employee grabs the whole coffee fund. He brews. You win. That's the deal.

COFFEE POT — B2 LEVEL, PAST THE FILING CABINETS
BREWMASTERDECAF PERMANENTLY OUT OF ORDER$0.25 (IOU OK)~ ~
☕ The Coffee Fund
DEMO — REAL POT AT TGE
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$INTERN — WINNER TAKES ALL
Next coffee run in
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Brewing…
SIGN-UP SHEET
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A clipboard, a pen on a string, zero names. Sign-ups open with the first round at TGE.

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COFFEE POT RULES — POSTED BY ORDER OF FACILITIES
  • HOW IT FILLS40% of the creator fee on every $INTERN trade streams into the pot. More trading, bigger jackpots.
  • MINIMUM BUY-INHold ≥ 0.1% of supply ($INTERN in wallet + staked) to enter.
  • ONE CUP EACHOne entry per wallet per round. The machine remembers.
  • EVERY 3 HOURSA round ends, a winner is drawn, weighted by holdings. Whale cap: 10% max odds.
  • WINNER TAKES ALLThe whole coffee fund goes to one employee. No splitting, no sharing, no HR mediation.
  • RING THE BELLAnyone can settle a finished round. The ringer earns a 1% tip for the trouble.
  • NOBODY SHOWED?Pot rolls over to the next round. More coffee for the next shift.

Promotional game. Prizes are marketing program rewards — not income, not yield. Availability may be restricted where you live; check your local laws before playing.

COFFEE HALL OF FAME — EMPLOYEES OF THE HOUR
[ 8 EMPTY PLAQUES ]

Polished, mounted, and waiting for names. The first coffee run pours at TGE — somebody's wallet goes up here three hours later.

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